Boots hesitates and grins mischievously, thinking it’d be funny to see Berzo get a mouthful, then watch as I try to fish it out of her mouth while trying to avoid those super sharp “milk” teeth. (Ha! I like to meet the funny fellow who named THOSE teeth milk, teeth.) So I switched into my MOM voice, “Boots, pick up the toilet paper.”
She jumped down and scooped up the paper. Now that she has been detached from the sofa, this wad of toilet paper begs to be explored. First she sets up a “bridge” of toilet paper from the sofa to the toy chest. She leans over the back of the sofa and wants me to counter balance her legs while she crosses her “bridge”.
The TP bridges were abandoned in short order. She retreated into the bathroom and noticed herself in the full length mirror. Then she tucked a piece of TP in the collar of her jammies admired the effect for a moment before running across the room taking a flying leap at the end, with the long TP cape flowing rather beautifully behind her. She does this again and again, soon adding more capes and doing more flying.
Next we head downstairs and while I’m fixing breakfast and she makes a “Treat Trail”. It consisted of a winding TP path on the floor on which she arranges all my favorite snacks. Next she takes five of her Schleich horse figurines and hides them around the our front room. If I am able to find all five horses I get to walk the “Treat Trail” and eat my goodies!
And you thought TP was just for cleaning your nethers!
|This is not how I look when burning up with a 102 degree fever.|